Diamonds Destroyed At Least One Classical Music Piece

A diamond might be forever, but that annoying marketing campaign from the 90’s is a certainty when you hear a certain classical music piece.

Driving home from work yesterday, that classical piece came on the radio. My first thought was, [F]uck you diamond/marketing industry for destroying a perfectly good piece of music by associating it with overpriced Earth crumbs, but then, as the stoplight turned green, I moved on to the thought that my children will never have to worry about being inundated with this kind of marketing ploy.

Diamonds are tough, but are they tough enough to survive the shifting tectonics of media consumption, social media, and millennials? Queue appropriate classical music.