Here I am sipping maple bourbon, looking at a picture of Paw Patrol-branded toothpaste, wondering why I didn’t buy more Paw Patrol toothpaste when I was out gathering supplies for the apocalypse. Getting young children to brush their teeth every night is tiring, but without over-priced Paw Patrol-branded toothpaste? It’ll be like asking children to switch from jelly beans to pinto beans. Or something like that.
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